Sunday, December 30, 2007
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern
Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs
when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
2 men
march down to the factoryfloor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to
pile up.
At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me
Elmo's.
She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of
fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the
little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together
and approached Lena
"I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs
when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
2 men
march down to the factoryfloor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to
pile up.
At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me
Elmo's.
She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of
fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the
little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together
and approached Lena
"I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Sonim XP1 The Car Test
Do you need a phone that can withstand dang near any abuse? This may be a video for you.
007 on you.
WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED, TO BE SPIED ON BY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT. YES! How much luckier can we get in this country? Remember we're stopping the terrorist. (I don't remember signing up for terrorist camp, do you?) Click the link for story.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
A variety.
1. Why we need to fight Iran.
- http://www.commondreams.org/news2007/1203-13.htm
- http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071204/pl_afp- /usirannuclearbush_071204153738
- http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/12/04/america/04bushremarks.php
- http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/03/iran.nuclear/index.html
- http://www.theseminal.com/2007/12/03/they-just-cant-be-trusted/
- Why should we want to fight a third war? Because the president said so? Of course we should, he has had all his facts straight so far hasn't he. Why don't we just take over the world Napoleon, Hitler, I mean Bush. We all saw how it worked out for them.
2. What's your tax refund gonna be?
- http://consumerist.com/consumer/taxes/find-out-what-your-irs-refund-will-be-329750.php
- http://www.irs.gov/individuals/article/0,,id=96196,00.html
- This is a website that will help you figure out what you may expect to get back on your refund. Hope it helps.
3. Gmail in Technicolor.
- http://lifehacker.com/software/gmail/gmail-adds-colored-labels-without-greasemonkey-329616.php
- http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2007/12/next-evolution-of-labels.html
- Now your labels have color in Gmail. Cool.
4. How do illegal aliens have constitutional rights?
- http://www.nbc11.com/news/14764402/detail.html
- I don't understand it, do you?
5. Picture Time.
- Yahoo's most email pics.
- New York population during the day and night.
- Aurora Borealis
6. Here's a conspiracy theorist dream come true.
- http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/120407_common_knowledge.htm
- I like hearing all the crap people come up with. Some of it almost make sense.
7. Ouch
- http://www.kwch.com/global/story.asp?s=7446220
- Those cops sure do like to Taser people. If a cop has any problem just shock the crap out your suspect. No need to worry about killing them. Oh wait there have been around five people killed last week by tasers. But they are less lethal. Tell that to the family.
8. If this bill passes...
- http://justanothercoverup.com/?p=334
- ... I'm going to be labeled as a terrorist. So much for free thinking.
- http://www.commondreams.org/news2007/1203-13.htm
- http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071204/pl_afp- /usirannuclearbush_071204153738
- http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/12/04/america/04bushremarks.php
- http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/03/iran.nuclear/index.html
- http://www.theseminal.com/2007/12/03/they-just-cant-be-trusted/
- Why should we want to fight a third war? Because the president said so? Of course we should, he has had all his facts straight so far hasn't he. Why don't we just take over the world Napoleon, Hitler, I mean Bush. We all saw how it worked out for them.
2. What's your tax refund gonna be?
- http://consumerist.com/consumer/taxes/find-out-what-your-irs-refund-will-be-329750.php
- http://www.irs.gov/individuals/article/0,,id=96196,00.html
- This is a website that will help you figure out what you may expect to get back on your refund. Hope it helps.
3. Gmail in Technicolor.
- http://lifehacker.com/software/gmail/gmail-adds-colored-labels-without-greasemonkey-329616.php
- http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2007/12/next-evolution-of-labels.html
- Now your labels have color in Gmail. Cool.
4. How do illegal aliens have constitutional rights?
- http://www.nbc11.com/news/14764402/detail.html
- I don't understand it, do you?
5. Picture Time.
- Yahoo's most email pics.
- New York population during the day and night.
- Aurora Borealis
6. Here's a conspiracy theorist dream come true.
- http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/120407_common_knowledge.htm
- I like hearing all the crap people come up with. Some of it almost make sense.
7. Ouch
- http://www.kwch.com/global/story.asp?s=7446220
- Those cops sure do like to Taser people. If a cop has any problem just shock the crap out your suspect. No need to worry about killing them. Oh wait there have been around five people killed last week by tasers. But they are less lethal. Tell that to the family.
8. If this bill passes...
- http://justanothercoverup.com/?p=334
- ... I'm going to be labeled as a terrorist. So much for free thinking.
Monday, December 3, 2007
Almost there.
Almost a doomed country.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/ten-steps-to-close-down-a_b_46695.html
Oh no we have nothing to worry about here do we?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/ten-steps-to-close-down-a_b_46695.html
Oh no we have nothing to worry about here do we?
Do you remember about the Chinese interment camps?
Let's imprison Americans for nothing.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/09/AR2005090900772_pf.html
- I don't know but this sure sounds funny to me. Scratch that, it's scary. I guess we have no freedom anymore. If you don't hear from me for sometime, I'll be in a hidden prison for being a terrorist.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/09/AR2005090900772_pf.html
- I don't know but this sure sounds funny to me. Scratch that, it's scary. I guess we have no freedom anymore. If you don't hear from me for sometime, I'll be in a hidden prison for being a terrorist.
The start of a blog, part 2.
This is my new blog. Basically I am going to find news stories, pictures, videos or whatever I want and I will post them with my opinion. Please comment on the things I find and my comments. I'll post links to the story if you would like to read what I found.
1. Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007
http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2007/11/28/5475/
http://www.indypendent.org/2007/12/02/kucinich-on-hr-1955/
- Check this out. This bill is scary. Click the link, do a little research on your own and you will see what I mean. Our country is falling and will fall if we don't do something. Don't rely on the elected officials. It is our job to make them do their job.
2. Where is the equal treatment and what happened to freedom of speech?
http://www.thnt.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071201/COLUMNISTS/712010409
- Why can some people get away with the same crap they hate? Being a minority is so nice; you can do whatever you want. I think Imus was not wrong but don't be a hypocrite. Let us say what we want to.
3. This looks cool. (Pun intended.)
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/01/15/motorcycle-skis/
- Neat idea but I ain't trying it.
4. Ron Paul.
www.ronpaul2008.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Paul
- I like this guy. Check him out.
1. Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007
http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2007/11/28/5475/
http://www.indypendent.org/2007/12/02/kucinich-on-hr-1955/
- Check this out. This bill is scary. Click the link, do a little research on your own and you will see what I mean. Our country is falling and will fall if we don't do something. Don't rely on the elected officials. It is our job to make them do their job.
2. Where is the equal treatment and what happened to freedom of speech?
http://www.thnt.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071201/COLUMNISTS/712010409
- Why can some people get away with the same crap they hate? Being a minority is so nice; you can do whatever you want. I think Imus was not wrong but don't be a hypocrite. Let us say what we want to.
3. This looks cool. (Pun intended.)
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/01/15/motorcycle-skis/
- Neat idea but I ain't trying it.
4. Ron Paul.
www.ronpaul2008.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Paul
- I like this guy. Check him out.
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